Worst beer ever

Ok, so I'm doing the beer club at this awesome bar called Flying Saucer here in Houston. This bar is so amazing, they actually have Chimay on tap. If you don't know what Chimay is, you don't understand beer. It's that simple.

So we went there tonight, and the first beer I got was delicious, especially with the cheese combination that was suggested by the menu.

That's right... not cheese and wine.... cheese and beer. Amazing.

So I had my smoked Gouda with a delicious Kolsch called St. Arnold Lawnmower. Good stuff.

Then my best Houston friend, Amanda, told me that she was picking my next beer. Apparently she had had this beer with a few of her girlfriends a few years back, and it was awful. It tastes, as she described it, like Fruity Pebbles mixed with rubbing alcohol.

Now, most of you are saying to yourselves, "He would never drink this shit, right?"

Wrong.

See, I have to drink 200 beers at this bar to get my name put on the wall. That's my goal. So, on 2.75 pint night (Monday nights), I've decided to have at least one beer that I would never try on my own.

Tonight, it was this monstrosity:



















This horrible excuse for a beer is called the "Leinenkugels Sunset Wheat".

*SHUDDER*

It was probably the second worst beer I've ever had (right behind La Chapeau Pineapple Lambic, which almost made me puke.)

This beer really does taste like fruity pebbles. It's horrible. And the worst part is, the waitress was like "Oh, that one's good."

Yeah. Good. If you love to lick shit off the bottom of your foot after walking through a dog park. That kind of deliciousness. Ugh.